Meet the Team
Christian Tolfa - Junior, Captain
Hometown: Albany, NY Major: Optical Engineering Preferred Soft Drink: Sprite Cranberry Favorite Female Pop Vocalist: Ariana Grande Fun Fact: The greatest moment of Tolfa's life was getting Sample's jersey |
Webster Kehoe - Junior, Captain
Hometown: Rochester, NY Nickname: Jeb! Major: Data Science and Economics Other Sports: Volleyball Favorite Secretary of State: Thomas Jefferson Fun Fact: Webster often forgets that he can't sky people during a game of volleyball |
Nicholas Cimaszewski - Junior, Captain
Hometown: Long Island, NY Major: Data Science and Mathematics Favorite Tweeter: Vince Staples Fun Fact: If you're looking for Nick at 3 a.m. there is a good chance you will find him in the Wilder lounge doing absolutely nothing |
Josh Shapiro - Senior
Hometown: Needham, MA Major: Financial Economics How He Likes His Eggs: Poached Fun Fact: Josh aspires to have the most layout kippah d's of any rabbi |
Sam Mlwaer - Senior
Hometown: Sudbury, MA Nickname: Wilson Major: Biomedical Engineering Other Sports: League, Flong Fun Fact: Mlawer gets a personal text from his professors so they can get him to show up to their exams |
Sam Hirschhorn - Senior
Hometown: Newton, MA Nickname: Ya Boi Major: Film, Psychology Fun Fact: When Sam was 12 years old, he saw the movie National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets for the first time. Enchanted by Nicholas Cage's performance, Sam knew he wanted to work in film. Since arriving in Rochester, he's done his best to emulate Cage in all ways, especially in his on field blow ups. |
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Luke McCarney - Senior
Hometown: Ithaca, NY Major: Chemical Engineering Preferred Uranium Isotope: 235 Fun Fact: Luke broke a Frisbee with a bat the first day of practice and soon realized that he was not at the club baseball tryouts |
Kristian Saeter - Junior
Hometown: Surnadal, Norway Major: Biochemistry and Psychology Favorite Time to Drive to a Tournament: 12 a.m. Fun fact: Kristian gets visibly angry when two people get within 3.048 meters of him when he has the disc |
Eli Burk - 9th Grade
Hometown: Westfield, NJ Major: Mechanical Engineering Preferred Mint: Wint-O-Green Lifesavers Fun Fact: At sectionals, a singularity occurred where Eli's mouth once was after starting a sideline chant way too early while screaming at the top of his lungs. Some say you can still hear the sounds of SUNY Oneonta players that got sucked in |
Clark Mularz - Junior
Hometown: Lake George Major: Mechanical Engineering Favorite Movie: Paul Blart Mall Cop 2: Mall of Duty Least Favorite Word: Mentality Fun Fact: Clark swears that his diamond encrusted water jug has nothing to do with his financial ties to the cinema club |
Paul Irving - Junior
Hometown: Penfield, NY Major: Chemical Engineering Favorite cheese: Parmesan Fun Fact: As former KGB operative, Paul uses the stealth skills he learned during as a citizen of the USSR to always get open |
Joel Reiter - Junior
Hometown: East Brunswick, NJ Major: Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Favorite Genny: "They are all the sweet nectar of the gods" Fun Fact: To fill the void that was lost when Quinn became a full member of ADP, Joel often yells at Eli, calling him "pledge", but in his heart he knows it's not the same |
Patrick Phillips - Junior
Hometown: Rochester, NY Major: Unknown Notable Quote: "Frisbeeeeeeeeeee" Fun Fact: Several teams have plotted to take out Pat's legs after he won Metro East rookie of the year |
John Saba - Junior
Hometown: Chicago, IL Nickname: Biscy Major: Mechanical Engineering Favorite Anime: Food Wars Favorite Time to Sleep: Never Fun Fact: Saba finished the entirety of Steven Universe in 3 days |
Quinn Mangan - Junior
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA Major: BCS Number of Usable Legs: 1 Fun Fact: In a Freak-Friday-like scenario, Quinn and Soupy accidentally swapped ankles, and Soupy has yet to return Quinn's ankles... probably because he already broke them |
Alex Velberg - Junior
Hometown: New York, NY Major: Mechanical Engineering Favorite President: Teddy Roosevelt Favorite Snack: Teddy Grahams Favorite Stuffed Animal: Teddy Bear Fun Fact: Alex Velberg suffers from Coeliac disease. |
Doran Teverovsky - Junior
Hometown: Acton, MA Major: Optical Engineering Favorite Drink: Tito's Fun Fact: Doran begins to fade out of existence as he moves outside Rochester, NY |
Bugra Ozer - Junior
Hometown: Rochester, NY Major: Public Health Favorite NFL Team: NY Jets Favorite Move to Spam in Smash: PK Fire Fun Fact: Bugra took his rookie year off so that he could pop off in his junior year |
Aaron Hamilton - Junior
Hometown: Bedford, MA Major: Mechanical Engineering Favorite Grape Juice: Sparkling Fun Fact: Aaron's band "The Recall" features Arnold Schwarzenegger on vocals, Sharon Stone on bass and Rachel Ticotin on guitar |
Dan Drury - Junior
Hometown: Alton, NH Major: Mechanical Engineering Favorite Pepper: Jalapeno Notable Quote: "On the hour every hour" Fun Fact: Despite Dan's reckless behavior, he has been promoted to VP of Health and Safety for Theta Chi |
Duncan Grubbs - Junior
Hometown: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Major: Computer Science Favorite Pokemon: Dugtrio Fun Fact: DJ Grubbs has worked with the likes of Tay Keith, Kayne West and Pi'erre Bourne |
Shea Nashton - Junior
Hometown: Oneida, NY Major: Computer Science Favorite Event: The Fratalina Wine Mixer Favorite Item of Clothing: None Fun Fact: Shea is currently not going to UR, and is instead working for the time being, but he's still in our hearts and we're waiting for his return |
Cole Benoit - Junior
Hometown: New Haven, CT Nickname: Cole Beasley Major: Physics Hobbies: Playing Wide Receiver for the Buffalo Bills Fun Fact: Cole was voted funniest man on the team after winning a game of Evil Apples |
Mahir Ismail - Junior
Hometown: New York, NY Major: Financial Economics Social Security Number: 58008 Favorite Rapper: Probably like Playboi Carti Fun Fact: Mahir's life force is driven by people doubting that he will come to Ultimate practice |
Ben Kelley - Sophomore
Hometown: Coolville, OH Nickname: Biggie Major: Chemical Engineering Preferred Shampoo: "I like to moisturize with a choco-cherry love blizzard from Dairy Queen" Fun Fact: Ben wears a Waffle House shooting sleeve on one arm after suffering third degree burns while cooking the "All Star Breakfast" |
Jake Kelley - Sophomore
Hometown: Coolville, OH Nickname: Raisin Toast Major: Biomedical Engineering Favorite WWE Superstar: "Macho Man Randy Savage (The Cream of the Crop)" Favorite Genny: "I'm not sure why you're asking me, a 19 wear old male, my opinion of a Italian Womenswear brand. I am a fan of their sleeveless jumpsuits though." Favorite Secretary of State: Daniel Webster Fun Fact: Jake is a cucumber according to BuzzFeed |
Fritz Howard - Sophomore
Hometown: Albany, NY Major: Electrical Engineering Spirit Animal: Peregrine Falcon Number of Available Legs: 1 Fun Fact: Fritz auditioned for "So You Think You Can Dance?" in 2018, and made it to the top 5, but sadly lost the competition. His lingering pain of loss means that his graceful strut will only come out once in a blue moon |
Eli Kosson - Sophomore
Hometown: Rochester, NY Nickname: Berry Major: Biomedical Engineering Favorite Bag: Chillable Fun Fact: Berry is the only member of the Piggies to survive after taking a dip in the Genesee River |
Suman Humagain - Sophomore
Hometown: Hudson, NY Major: Digital Media Studies and Business Favorite Shoe: Timberlands Preferred Conditioner: L'Oreal EverPure Moisture Fun Fact: Suman enjoys long walks on Myrtle Beach and can almost always be found with Joo Eon |
Joo Eon Park - Sophomore
Hometown: Seoul, South Korea Major: Computer Science Preferred Toothpaste: Crest 3D White Fun Fact: Joo Eon enjoys a dip in the Best Western Hot Tub and can almost always be found with Suman |